In the beginning:

There was a blank space that needed to be filled with awe and wonder. The Messiah came along and noticed this void and promptly placed her dibs upon it. This is how this web log came into being.
At first the Messiah knew not what to put inside her blog, it seemed so vast and full of possibility. She, coming from an artistic background, hated the thought of a blank canvas and so decided to spew random, meaningless thoughts onto her blog.
And so the tale went on...